A downloadable game

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It's just you and the open lanes. You got your two-seat fighter, rations, and the clothes on your back! Your ship's your baby and it's all you need. 

Make it past planets, stars, black holes -- whatever it takes to reach the newly-discovered Neo-Galaxy! Ain't no other way to start over in a cosmos as crowded as this. 

Bye everybody, see you never!

Closer to a board game than an RPG, Screw This Galaxy! is a self-contained adventure in a box! Explore the regions of known space as you venture off into a new set of stars, with new opportunities!

What You Need To Play:

  • a deck of playing cards
  • these rules (pdf or printed 4 per page)
  • sense of humor

Every single 1-10 card has a different prompt to explore throughout the game. That's 40 pre-written scenarios!

Currently the game's for 1 player only, but you can have 2-3 play and make decisions together. I'll release a supplement for multiplayer competitive play if there's enough interest.

Purchase

Buy Now$2.50 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $2.50 USD. You will get access to the following files:

SCREW THIS GALAXY!.pdf 1 MB

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Community Copies now available for marginalized or low-income!

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